Ready for copy that crackles off the page?
Running your own business is not for the feint hearted.
But here you are – still doing your thing, and doing a damn fine job of it, too I must say.
We’ve all become extremely talented multi-hat wearers (very fetching they are, too), but one thing most of my clients say is they had NO IDEA how much writing would be involved in business. Even people who work with pictures have to write their butts off.
This is the truth: the content and copy machine is hungry and it wants more words for lunch.
Funnels, web pages, emails, social posts, podcasts, courses, video scripts – they all need feeding and they’re greedy buggers. You have to consistently create content, consistently update your website and consistently write sales messages so you can connect with right-fit clients, start engaging conversations and make more sales with people who are bedazzled by your brilliance.
Even if you did have the time, energy and skills to run your own business successfully and keep up with all the copy the online world asks of you…
Do you really (really) want to spend all that time writing about yourself and the work you do?
Spoiler: the answer is no.
But here’s the good bit – I do.
I love the work you do, and I could write about you and your brilliance all day long. So I’ll crack on doing that, while you get on your skates and go off and do the stuff you really love doing in your business.

Copy so bright it crackles off the page
Book me to write…
With 30 years experience in sales, marketing and comms writing, I’m a copywriter with a talent for writing conversational, sometimes funny, informal writing.
I have a strong tone of voice, but when I write for you, I’ll be writing in your voice, not mine (unless you want to sound exactly like me and that costs extra, haha).
So – what can I write for you? Here’s a short list of things I love to write (that you probably can’t see far enough):
Lead magnets, work books, web pages, emails and email sequences, landing pages, podcast show notes, sales pages, leaflets, brochures, guides, scripts for podcasts, videos, courses, non-fiction books and e-books.
And an even shorter list of things I don’t write (but know someone who can):
Blogs. White papers. Anything very technical, financial, medical.
Costs & time that suit you
I have packages that fit around your business needs and budgets.
You can use Crackling Copy for one-off, quick fire projects or something big and meaty.
If you don’t see a package that fits exactly, don’t worry – my day rates and monthly retainer options might be a better fit. Get in touch and we can work something out.
I have capacity for one or two more more projects this month, so let’s have a chat about what you need today.
Monthly retainers for the win!
Quick facts: I’m a qualified writer, with over 25 years experience in sales, marketing, comms and event planning. I’ve been in business for myself since 2015 (full time since 2019). I’ve helped over 100 clients launch offers and market their business.
This isn’t a brag, it’s a bonus.
I’ve got a big, gorgeous list of skills and experience that come as a perky add-on when you choose to work with me as your copywriter.
Sure, we’ll work together on a copy based retainer, but I’m a sucker for joined-up-thinking. I will always look for opportunites and potential in your business, with your copy and content, because I’ve got a knack for seeing things like that.
Obviously, if you just need a keyboard clacker, I am good for that. But I’m so much more, too, if you need it.
Monthly retainers start at £750 per month for minimum 3 months, and are built around you and your needs.
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